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I said 'hula-copter' instead of 'helicopter,' so I asked AI for helicopters lifted by hula hoops. Flux.2 and Z-Image-Turbo crashed; Gemini got closer.

What color is the chick of a cardinal and a blue jay? Purple, obviously. AI-generated bird family portraits comparing Flux.2 Klein 9B and Z-Image-Turbo.

What does a 4D burrito look like? AI-generated images of tesseract sandwiches, Möbius bacon and a 4D closet, comparing Flux.2 Klein and Z-Image-Turbo.

A pair of lips working out on an elliptical during an eclipse. A Pixar-style AI image, and why a hand-written prompt beat the LLM-generated one.

The park trail has plenty of memorial benches. What it really needs is a memorial port-a-potty. An AI image of a bronze-plaqued tribute to relief.

'I love this propaganda. It tells me exactly what I want to hear!' An AI image of blissful denial reading the news while the world collapses outside.

When a police K-9 gets injured on the job, does he get desk duty? A four-panel AI-generated comic of a German Shepherd answering phones and shredding files.

Highlight your text, hit S before Ctrl, and your whole document becomes a single letter. An AI-generated MS Paint comic about every typist's nightmare.

Wordle accepted the word 'encoy' but nobody could define it. If a decoy fools you, an encoy is impossibly real. AI images, Norman Rockwell to Far Side.

Milk gives you strong bones, but it won't extend your warranty. Surreal AI images of cyborg repair shops, 1950s health posters and calcium infomercials.

Lightning gives a nerdy scientist super strength, and convinces him he's super smart too. A three-panel AI comic that keeps its characters consistent.

What would 2026 look like through the lens of Orwell's 1984? AI-generated dystopian images featuring a holographic Big Brother, plus the prompts behind them.

Movie night with pizza and popcorn as a dreamscape: a pizza moon, popcorn stars and a film-strip sky, in Pixar, Ghibli, watercolor and oil painting styles.

What if it snowed mashed potatoes? AI-generated images of starch blizzards, from a buried city to a Studio Ghibli meadow and a Nighthawks-style diner.

Planettes instead of planets: AI-generated worlds made of living skin, French couture, a split pomegranate and swirling silk veils, with full prompts.

What is mermaid slop? AI-generated images of an iridescent seafood porridge, from haute couture cuisine to industrial ocean waste and cosmic horror.

Due to the bleak short-term outlook, the Weather Channel is now the Climate Channel. Surreal AI-generated news broadcasts from a melting planet.

A city split in two: one half has no internet, the other has no electricity. Nine AI-generated isometric cartoon cities, with every prompt included.

What does 'intrusive slop' look like? Brains wired to 3D printers, cracked porcelain heads and memory meat grinders: the AI images that named this site.

Time flies when you're having tetanus. Dark fairy tale, vaporwave and collage AI images of winged clocks, rusted roses and locked-up muscles.

Barbenheimer, but Spider-Man: Brand New Day meets The Odyssey. AI-generated Greek frescoes, comic splash pages and a 'Spider-ssey' movie poster.